It’s a sad day here, folks. Yes, that’s right, my little Nikon Coolpix has bit the dust (after less than a year). I am in the market for a new mini camera I can quickly hide in my purse and avoid the stares of any prying neighbors as I try to take the not-so-discreet pictures of my T&A.

In vanilla news, it is hot as bejezus here. I had a fun wet tee picture, but that apparently bit the dust too. I can’t win.

On the agenda this week:

1. Sell my car
2. Get new job
3. Spank this chick:

This is one hottie that I wanted to keep spanking even after the cameras stopped rolling, she was so bratty! A few times, the cameraman actually had to tone me down. Speaking of which, you can check out the cameraman’s brand “spanking” new blog right here: Spanking View. Get a man’s perspective behind the camera that sees all.

Check out Ashli Orion’s ass whupping from yours truly here: My Spanking Roommate.

Yes, it’s true, I *am* indeed alive, just not, well, here.

I have been ridiculous busy in just about every aspect of my life, which is part of the reason for the no posting.  More explicitly:

1. I have been promoted (more responsibility, still no health insurance) and I’ve gone back to school.  Now, with a little more than a week left in classes, and not having done hardly any homework the entire semester, I am beginning to get a tad on the overwhelmed side.  And now it’s nearly midnight the last night of what was supposed to be a relaxing weekend, of which there was no relaxing, and I have to go back to work in less than 8 hours and a major project due in the next 48.  Ugh.

2. I really haven’t felt like taking pictures because (A) there really aren’t that many photo-worthy spots in the new house and (B) I’ve gotten a little chunky, because I don’t have time to exercise (see #1).

On the upside, I did create a twitter account….

I am still figuring the darn thing out, but hopefully I will be able to post a little more there than I do here.  Such a slacker, I am.  And if anyone can tell me if they’ve gotten deleted for posting spanky stuff, or if I need to watch out, please let me know.

P.S.  If your comment has never appeared or something funky has happened with the comments section, it’s because I cut off comments after a certain number of days to hopefully reduce the spammers.

One of three shoots I have ever cried real tears.

Blast from the past!

A few weekends ago, Herb and I went to a home show in our area.  In the paper, there were coupons, which I, with my diligent coupon-honing skills, picked out and stuck on the refrigerator.  As we left the house and drove down the street, I realized I had forgotten them, and asked that we turn around.. after all, $4 is $4, right?

In my defense:

1. We were not that far from home when we had to turn around.

2. We ended up getting free tickets and not needing the coupons after all.

3. It was equally his responsibility to remember them, too.

So, what do you think?  Should I be spanked or not?  And if so, what should the punishment be?  (Be nice!!)

As many of you may know, my dear friend Pixie has fallen ill and had to be hospitalized. Everyone who even remotely knows her knows how sweet she is, and with all the help she has given me, I think it’s time for me to help her out.

So…  I have decided to put my bottom on the line to help her with her medical bills.   In typical Pixie-style, every dollar you donate earns me one spank.  If we can raise at least $100, we will throw in 6 of the best. 

Send your donations to:

Amber Wells
P.O. Box 204
Oxford, NJ 07863

Make sure you mark it somehow so I will get all the spankings I deserve (ha!).  She will give me a tally at the end… and I will find access to a video camera….

Saw this while we were out and I just had to take a picture.

While you’re at it, check out my “spankin’ new” sidebar.  I finally got around to updating my “Where’s Chloe” bar with my most recent scenes.

Enjoy! 

This is just awesome…

Three guesses whose hand that is. 

And the answer is…..

Beverly Bacci!

As Spring begins to peek around the corner, and we are about ready to start turning over the soil for our garden, I am reminded that, for the first time ever, I can grow my own implements.

As I am a tad bit obsessed with being sent outside to fetch a switch, I did a little research on what type of plant is best suited for this purpose.

1. Weeping birch–

This lovely tree in the weeping variety has branches which hang down close to the ground for easy picking, as well as provides the material for a good, classic birching.

2. Willow–

Another classic, the willow tree provides an ample supply of punishing rods.

3. Honeysuckle bush–

Probably the most practical, in that a bush does not take up nearly the space or take quite as long to grow… for those bottoms aching for punishment.

All should be stripped of the leaves and can be used by itself or in a group.  Use fresh or if dried, wet them down a little bit for the ultimate sting.  What better way to store your implements– in plain sight! 

This is a play on those “[Insert country name here] on a shoestring” books that we came up with a while back.  These all items we found at the dollar store– wooden spoons (I broke both of them), a fly swatter (don’t know what happened to that one), two ping pong paddles (which stung like the dickens!), and a wall decoration which was actually a bread cutting board (too heavy to be used safely).

Betcha thought I wasn’t coming back.  Well, you were partially right.  Hehe.

I have been super busy with home improvement projects.  We have been working hard on the bathroom, and it is almost picture-worthy!  Last weekend, I am proud to report that I got the new tile in almost all by myself (with cutting help from my fabulous assistant).  Our adventures have been filled with numerous trips to the home improvement store, creative strategies for getting everything home, and Herb and I daring each other to ask a sales associate if they had any “black caulk.”

Other than that, my life has pretty much been consumed with working, keeping the house (mostly) clean, and otherwise being boring.

….and looking at stupid pictures like this one:

New features coming soon:

Spanking jury– wherein I will describe something I have done (or not done) and you will decide whether or I should get spanked (and perhaps what the punishment should be).

“Foto” Friday– every Friday, you can expect a random picture from my collection.. past, present, spanking, or vanilla.

And of course regular posting!  Starting….. tomorrow.  Right after Procrastinator’s Anonymous.

It’s about time I shape up and get a’postin! I am sorry to have left you all hanging for so long and I sincerely appreciate anyone who is still stopping by.

Along with shaping up for my bikini bod, I have decided it’s time to shape up in another area of my life– my blog!

I would like to do a little re-design and add some new features, but I need your ideas!

What would you like to see on this blog?  (Aside from, you know, regular posting.  )  Regular features, topic ideas, pictures…. anything?  Please give me your ideas by commenting  here or sending me an e-mail by clicking on the link on the sidebar.  Thanks, and see you soon!