Geez, I never meant to take this long to write again.  The truth is, there is not a whole lot happening.  I have not been on a shoot since late January and I’m not sure when I will get a chance to do so.  Things on the home front have gotten quite busy lately.

There is one thing of significance….  Recently, I asked Herb for “help” with getting up on time in the morning.  And help is what I got.  Earlier this week, I hit the snooze a few too many times, sleeping until 15 minutes before I am supposed to leave.  That morning, he pulled out the dreaded boarding school paddle.  It sat there all day, taunting me, I could almost feel the pain of it all, and so I had to get rid of it.  When he came home and it was time for my spanking, the paddle was nowhere to be found.  I wasn’t trying to be cute or play games, it was a manifestation of my fear of a severe paddling.

Well, you know this didn’t turn out well for me, as it resulted in a “double” spanking tonight.  This morning, we had a discussion that went a little like this:

“Am I going to get less of a spanking if I find the paddle?”
“No.”
“So why should I find the paddle if I’m not going to get a break?”
“You’re going to get a double spanking for hiding it in the first place.  You’ll get a triple spanking if it’s not here tonight.  You need to just take it out and accept what is coming to you.”
“Yes, sir.”

Tonight I got a long spanking that had me emotional before it even began, and ended with the question “do I need to spank you some more?”  I must admit, I feel a little less stressed now that it is over, but sometimes it is difficult to see the love in a spanking, even though I know deep down that what he does is out of love.

Anyway, I will end my rambling there for tonight, so I can get ready for a new day.  Lord knows I can’t be late waking up.

Besides the “girl next door,” I like to change my look to play different types of characters in a spanking scene, both in my personal life as well as on camera. Some people like watching a police officer or boss-type getting a spanking. The idea of someone who is supposed to be in control losing that power by being on the receiving end of a spanking is exciting to some.

Or maybe you like the little innocent girl look….

This one needs no explanation. What could be hotter than sexy clothes AND spanking?

For more hot spanking action, check out videos done in this style by clicking the pictures below!

Helllooo!  I am sorry it has been so long!  I was thinking of doing a play off on the Zyrtec commercial, “Dear Blog, As you sit here collecting dust, while I, sneezing and itchy bottom…” Hehehe.

Well, on to the exciting things.  I have had a post planned for a long time now and due to my overly ambitious perfectionist self and the lack of planning on my part, it will have to be delayed a little while longer.  I will try and get it up later this week, but no promises.  I *could* post a half-assed version this week, but I want it to be as good as I originally imagined.

Lord knows we can’t have any half-assing around here.

Well, maybe it isn’t so bad after all.

And P.S., to the “do I deserve two spankings?”  Herb says ‘yes’, I say ‘nooooooooo!’

We had a jam packed day full of mommy lovin fun today.  Hope all the mothers out there had a wonderful day too, and that you were exempt from spankings today.  I, on the other hand, was reminded that I am not a mother, so I can still be spanked. 

Our mother’s day preparations began yesterday with going to the florist and getting these:

Then, today, we put the finishing touches on the house, got dressed up and ready for the day and I made the mommies a little sign for the door.

When they arrived, we had to show them our garden, and someone (unfortunately vanilla) thought it was cute to take a picture of my butt!  It’s not included here only because it’s kind of a lame shot and you can’t see anything anyway.

We made a steak and potatoes dinner with salad (not from the garden… yet) and had a wonderful time!

Well, for the second weekend in a row, my bottom has been rendered unphotographable.  This week was jam packed with all kinds of things, including a “double” spanking which bruised me up quite nice, and another spanking on top of that.  It’s rare that I get any sort of marks that last longer than a few minutes, so when I do mark, it’s a little bit of a weird thrill.  As a matter of fact, I didn’t even notice until I was getting ready for my shower and got so excited, I ran downstairs naked to show Herb.  (Nice mental picture, huh?)

In other news, the weekend was jam packed with a long bike ride, some major spring cleaning, and a little bit of R & R.  Amid the rainstorms today, I did manage to get in some sunbathing.

I think my tan lines are progresssing quite nicely, considering my skin type and that it’s only May.  ;)  Look hard, they are there… a little bit!  (And wow, I really need my roots done.)

Hellooooooooo out there!

What a busy weekend!  Luckily, I managed to get some sunbathing in, what with the absolutely lovely weather we’ve had…. So hopefully some nice tan line pictures will be in the works soon.  ;)  Right now, my bottom has a few cuts and scrapes from an itching fit I had a week or so ago.  I am also trying to work out pretty hardcore and get toned so I have been hesitant to take any pictures of late. 

Anyway, here is a little something I found amusing…

Socks only a spanko could love– “Over the Knee.”
Hehe.  Is it just me, or would seeing these in the store make anyone else get that little grin?

Well, you know I had to buy them and try them on.

I have taken on a few responsibilities in my personal life that are making it hard to write in this blog regularly… So here is the deal.  I guarantee there will be at least one post per week (probably on Sundays).  Anything more than that, don’t hold your breath.  I hope you will continue to come back on the weekends to see what I am up to.  Love and spanks, Chloe

I am sorry I have ignored this blog so bad, I have been such a busy little young lady lately! (And I can’t get the internet to work on my computer where I have access to FileZilla and my pictures.)  Anyway, I have a ton of things to write about and promise to post them all soon! For now, enjoy this hot video of one of my favorite spanking stars courtesy of Firm Hand, from spankingtube.com.

And, since I can’t figure out how to embed it, you’ll have to click here to watch. Happy spankings!

Things I got spanked for this week:

- Picking up the cat in a weird way and accidentally flinging him off me when he got freaked out and started to claw me, so instead his extended claw made contact with Herb’s lip on the way down and cut him.  Oops!

Things I almost got spanked for this week:

- Misplacing the grocery list and searching the entire car and my purse before realizing it was folded up and hidden exactly in the pocket I thought it was to begin with.

Last week, we discussed where to look for a spanking partner, so now the question is what do you say when you’ve found her? These tips pertain to trying to find a woman, and are based on both good and bad experiences I have personally had. If you’re looking for a man, I can’t speak from that perspective, so these tips may or may not be relevant. Maybe you men out there could comment on what works and doesn’t work for you in terms of how you would like a woman to greet you.

1. Make sure the person you want to get to know is available.

E-mail etiquette. In general, you don’t want to start off with something like “I’m gonna beat your ass until it’s bright red” or “Get over my knee, young lady,” and PLEASE don’t talk about your or my genitalia. While that might be a turn on to you or that particular person, it’s probably best kept for e-mails later in the relationship. Speaking from my experience, saying something like that is definitely one way to NOT get a response. Compliment her on something, tell her a little about yourself, and wait. Be sure you say a little more than just “hi” or “what’s up?” If you know something about her or her interests, perhaps you could use that to start the conversation. For example, “You just saw The Secretary too? I love that movie, especially that scene where….” or perhaps “Your cat is super cute. I used to have a cat named Bojangles.. blah blah blah.” You get the idea.

Grammar. Now I know I’m going to upset a few people with this one, and maybe some women don’t care if you can’t spell, use pronouns, or differentiate between they’re, there and their, but I can’t stress enough how important good grammar is in your written communications! There’s not much more off-putting than someone who doesn’t have a good grasp of the English (or your country’s) language. When the only thing the person on the receiving end of your e-mail has to go on is the way you write, it’s vital that you express yourself in a clear, concise and intelligent manner. You don’t need to be overly formal, just take some remedial “Reading, Writing and ‘Rithmatic” and put your knowledge to use. Who knows, maybe you’ll go to a school where they wear uniforms and use corporal punishment. Hehe.

Don’t rush. You might want to give a spanking, and she might want to receive one, but don’t rush this! The best conversation starters are probably not “Want a spanking?” Of course I do, but chances are you’re not the first that’s asked, so tell me something about yourself that might make me intrigued or want to write you back. You don’t have to have 39 years experience or expert skills. Tell her about your philosophy on spanking… for example whether you like to spank for fun, discipline, or pleasure. If you’re at a party, you might suggest a snack or a drink at a restaurant or even something along the lines of “a couple of my friends and I are going to Restaurant X for lunch. I’d love it if you would join us.” Leave it at that, though. Some women prefer not to be pressured to give an excuse, and if she’s interested in your offer, she will come. If she says she’s busy and would like to meet up later, hold her to it. It’s best to start the getting to know each other phase in a public place where there is no pressure. Don’t invite her to your room until later… unless, of course, you’re having a suite party.  Above all, relax and be yourself!

These are just a few of my own personal do’s and don’ts. I would love to hear yours, along with any interesting first time meeting stories.

Good luck and happy spankings!

Happy April Fool’s Day! I must be slacking as a professional brat, because I didn’t come up with any juicy April Fool’s Day jokes to play. Or maybe I’m just smart enough to know I can’t get away with anything anymore!

Recently, I had a reader write to me about the cane, and wanted me to share my thoughts on the subject, and I told him that I would be happy to write about it on my blog, as it seems the cane is the only implement that I tend to crave when I haven’t had in a while. I might even dare say it is my favorite implement, if there is such a thing! My poor reader wrote me a month ago, and I still have not answered his request! I received a very stern e-mail that got me into shape… quick! So here it is… Chloe on The Cane.

Out of all of the scenes I have done on film, only three of them have involved the cane!

Bad Tushy

Firm Hand

Dallas

I am not a big fan of the cane we have now… it was a cheap one that I bought at one of those online superstores that sells handcuffs and everything . It is bent, and looks like it was pieced together and it’s quite large (in diameter) for a cane. I know they say the thinner, the more it stings, but sometimes I wish we had a one that was a little more “authentic.” As a matter of fact, the last time it got brought out it was used to fish out a sock that got stuck behind some furniture! Now I know for certain as soon as Herb reads this blog, I am going to get it…. if only he could find the cane. Hehehe.

My dear reader also asked which position was hardest and easiest to hold, and the answer to that would have to be bent over holding my ankles. That is the absolute worst position to receive any sort of spanking. Not only does it stretch the skin, it makes me feel so much more vulnerable and ashamed. If I am ever asked to get in that position, I know I really messed up. When I was caned by Dallas, I received “12 up, 12 down,” which was 12 leaning against his mantle and 12 more lying down on a wedge that elevated my bottom so as to give a perfect target to receive my punishment.

Examining my stripes

Anyway, as for this little American girl, I do enjoy the cane…. as much as one can enjoy the pleasures of pain. I love an expert caner… one that swooshes it through the air a few times to let me know what’s coming, taps on the bottom ever so gently with the cane, as if to take aim, and then strikes, leaving those little stripes on my bottom, a visual reminder of every stroke. Don’t get me wrong, I like a pink bottom too, but that tends to fade fairly quickly these days, and one can hardly tell one smack from another.

And now, a little tribute to the cane. I must credit Richard Windsor, as I originally saw this on his blog.

Despite having been officially “spring” for over a week, today was the first day where the weather was actually worth spending time outside.  So that’s exactly what we did!

Inspired by Pixie, combined with our wanting to plant a garden for years, we embarked on our journey today by tearing up the soil to make a bed for our little seedlings.  Herb did the shoveling, and I was the “hoer.”

“Those shorts should be illegal.”

Herb suggested that I wear gloves, but we all know how well I listen….  I probably don’t need to tell you that I ended up with a blister on my hand.  I had no idea something like that could make my hands so tender.  It’s a good thing I’m not a spanker… or someone would be in trouble!

Won’t you be my neighbor?

We hope to start our planting next weekend, so check back here to see how I’m doing.  I’m pretty excited!

While doing some research for this column, I found another little gem.

Click here to take the quiz.

If you’re not 100% brat, you can brush up on your skills by checking out the column here.

While browsing over at cracked.com’s Inappropriate Children’s Book Covers photoshop contest, I found this gem.

Edited to add:
Thanks Tim for correctly identifying the source of this picture.  Someone knows their spanking pictures! 

In my last entry, I discussed how to get a spanking, assuming you have someone to help you out.  But if you haven’t found that special someone, here are a few tips on finding her or him.

One question Herb and I get a lot is: where did you meet?

Actually, we met on Craig’s List!  Nowadays, it seems filtering through there is like looking for a diamond in the rough, but fortunately there are a number of other avenues for spanko networking.  A few of my favorite are:

Parties: The only way to get a “hands on” experience is to meet someone face to face.  I love spanking parties, because you can joke about spanking to anyone and everyone, share your experiences and fantasies, and you don’t have to worry they will look at you as if you to say “you like to do what?”  Here are links to a few groups that hold spanking parties.
Shadow Lane
Florida Moonshine
Texas Allstate E-mail Paul tubaman2020@aol.com
SCONY

You can find more party announcements and other rousing discussions at My Spanking Forum.

Shadow Lane Party, 2007

FetLife: The MySpace of fetishes.  Here, you can freely profess your love for spanking without risk of being deleted.  You can set up a profile and list your interests, how interested you are (curious, into everything about it, like to watch, like to give, like to receive) and even join group discussions with those who have similar interests.  They have a number of fetishes listed so you can explore role play fantasies, costumes, and more.

Spanking “Dating” Sites: Whereas FetLife is more of a social networking sites for making friends and keeping up with old ones, these sites are more geared toward finding a play partner
Spanking Internet Network (SIN)
Spank Finder

Coming soon: tips for e-mailing the girl of your dreams.

Most of the time, we don’t even need to verbalize what’s about to happen.  We speak in code.

“Go wait for me.”  “Come here, we need to have a talk.”

But sometimes, you hear the words “You’re getting a spanking.”  As the quintessential brat, the response is almost always “but I don’t want a spanking!”  But what if you really do?  And how do you get to this point in the first place?

As this is my first spanko relationship, it took a little while to get used to the dynamics that our interest in spanking brings to the table as well as our new relationship.  I was shy and unsure of how to express my wants and desires.  Now, through nearly three years of highly scientific research, I’ve narrowed down the three main ways to earn a spanking.

Intentional bratting— doing something naughty that warrants a spanking; being bad intentionally to elicit a reaction

Unintentional— forgetting to do something, waking up on the wrong side of the bed and needing a little attitude adjustment, any spank-worthy act committed unintentionally

Asking—looking at your spanker with pouty little eyes and saying “I need a spanking…”

So, how do you or your spankee go about “asking” for a spanking?  Do you ask or accommodate or is it understood that only the spanker gets to make decisions about when the spankee is getting spanked?  Is bratting frowned upon or do you enjoy playfulness?